tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

animepresident:

the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months

skin-and-tonic-personal:

just-relatable:

good vibes here!

^that is not good vibes, what’s wrong with you?

gnarly:

same

Running out of coffee like even puppies can’t help u now

Running out of coffee like even puppies can’t help u now

getoffmybloghoe:

The sensual touch of the person putting your thumb down in seven up

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned