Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”
"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"
Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?
me when i diet
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months
^that is not good vibes, what’s wrong with you?
The sensual touch of the person putting your thumb down in seven up
your sheep looks concerned